Borris Falstaff

SPIEGEL: A short time ago, you purchased three water cannons from Germany for a quarter of a million pounds, but the home secretary has forbidden their use in Britain. Was this your worst deal ever?

Johnson: Rubbish, it was brilliant deal.

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